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“First of All, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Talking Business With a Giant...
Some people fondly remember Disney movies. Others wax nostalgic about video games. And then there are some people who just miss the good old days of blow-em-up, rock-em-sock-em violence. How has it...
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“No, My Place is Here . . . Corrupting the Young.”
A few weeks ago, my friend Cory recommended a movie that I had never heard of before called Plunkett & Macleane. Now, Cory and I seem to have fairly similar tastes in things — I particularly adored...
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“I’m Too Old For This Shit.”
We don’t really go for the inspirational Christmas films in the St. George household. For instance . . . Yeah, it’s totally a Christmas movie. DISCLAIMER: Spoilers. I’ve been doing a lot of reviews...
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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though,...
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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”
I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone my whole...
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“That’s Not A Plan. That’s a Shit Sandwich Without Bread.”
Many years ago, I watched the original Red Dawn. I know I did. I actually remember sitting down to watch it. And yet . . . and yet it’s like the entire experience was wiped from my mind, like something...
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“Back-Up Plans Are For People Who Expect to Fail.”
I’ve been on a pretty big superhero kick lately — even more so than usual — so I decided to try out a low-budget indie film called All Superheroes Must Die. There’s definitely potential here....
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“Well, What Does She Expect? You Leave Your Navigator Lying Around, Naturally...
Sometimes, when I’m not around to entertain her with my sheer awesomeness, Mekaela watches movies without me. These are usually movies I have little to no interest in, and if they end up being...
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“You’ve Got To Laugh. Otherwise, You’re Gonna Go Nuts, Man.”
The Plan: Watch Lawrence of Arabia with dinner. The Flaw: . . . wait, HOW long is it? The Options: We could be good and continue forward with our nearly four-hour Oscar-winning epic, or we could watch...
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“Everyone Is Relevant To Someone.”
So, a show has ended. One of my favorites on TV right now, actually, and almost certainly on my list of Top Ten TV Shows of All Time. (Okay, fine, that list is theoretical. I will never actually make...
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“Why Is There A Watermelon There?”
It’s the final week of the Clarion West Write-a-Thon and, coincidentally, my last week before vacation. Which means you probably won’t see me around much for a little while. Before I go, though, I have...
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